tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86159598909027128452024-02-20T16:31:21.794+08:00sweet seventeen♥alurrr♥
welcome to my blog♥
benny here♥bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-15955849685701513692011-03-03T14:40:00.000+08:002011-03-03T14:40:52.968+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">小 姐 !! 我 忍 你 太 久 太 久 了!!!</span><br />
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你是谁?凭什么帮我说话 !<br />
我自己有嘴巴。我自己会讲<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">你少说一句话没人说你是哑巴 !!</span><br />
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也请你改改你的说话态度 ! 根本像个白痴<br />
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读了那么多书,连华语也不会吗!!<br />
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时常 跟 每天 差很多<br />
没有 跟 没带 差很多<br />
有吃 跟 喜欢吃 也差很多<br />
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你每个笨手笨脚的动作我都很讨厌<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">反感 !!</span><br />
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请你以后别那么鸡婆... 我自己的事我会说!!<br />
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不用你把我的名誉弄坏<br />
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</span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-37040474320615992062011-02-28T22:33:00.002+08:002011-02-28T22:33:35.281+08:00I saw someone on FACEBOOK wrote like this<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">what is SEJARAH</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">『S』aya benci sejarah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">『E』sok ada kelas sejarah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">『J』adi saya ponteng sekolah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">『A』ku masuk black-list sekolah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">『R』umah saya dapat surat amaran sekolah<br />
『A』yah saya pergi sekolah<br />
『H』idupan saya sangat susah</span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-11027730935028317472011-02-28T19:20:00.000+08:002011-02-28T19:20:35.600+08:00女人,自己捉不住男友的心就别来责怪别人<div><br />
</div><div>你别总是问自己的男人,你到底是真的爱我吗?</div><div>就算在想问,也不要超过三次</div><div>问了就要相信他,别嘴里说信 心里却总是怀疑着他</div><div><br />
</div><div>从另一方面来说</div><div>你无理取闹的怀疑他,从没相信过他</div><div>请问问你自己!!! </div><div>你信任他吗?</div><div>你真的爱他吗?</div><div>问问你的良心</div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">人家说:爱就是要信任对方</span></div><div>你连这一点都没做到了....</div><div>你有想过他的感想吗?</div><div>他会觉得自己是个失败的男友,没能力得到女友的信任</div><div>或者或者</div><div>久而久之他也像你这样 </div><div>开始慢慢怀疑自己的女友是不是真的爱他?为什么都不曾信任他</div><div><br />
</div><div>总结来说:到最后彼此受到伤害</div><div> 毫无理由的自然分开</div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-9082539247301176872011-02-28T14:44:00.000+08:002011-02-28T14:44:40.419+08:00女人,别假惺惺女人 ... 我说了 有本事就把自己想要的东西买下<br />
不要总是假惺惺的刻意在男友面前暗示说要<br />
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你爱的是他的心 还是他的<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">钱</span>?<br />
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如果想要暗示情人节礼物那还无所谓<br />
你却时不时一直假惺惺,一直暗示,一直提到<br />
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虽然收到自己想要的礼物你会很高兴,而且还是男友送的<br />
但你好像比较想要那个礼物比较多<br />
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我不是在批评人<br />
我不否认自己有时也会这样... 但我不像你 !!!!<br />
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女人,你自己有手有脚<br />
你可以自己赚钱<br />
你可以自己争取<br />
但你何必假惺惺的要男朋友送你呢?<br />
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男人,你说爱情不计较金钱<br />
但你有想过,他会是你的一辈子吗?<br />
如果10女朋友都向你要东西,就一人一台相机<br />
哇.... 男人肯定要很有钱,可以花个几十千在一个与你不能定终身的女人<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我并没有在想批评什么</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">也没想侮辱什么</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">纯粹只是个人感想!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">不过我很在意的是,你可以直接向他要,但不要假惺惺</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">我讨厌假惺惺的女人!!!!</span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-13921987223513541232011-02-25T22:55:00.000+08:002011-02-25T22:55:19.386+08:00惨了惨了惨了,完了完了完了<br />
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方丽娟又在发疯了<br />
在 vinegar benny 的面子书上乱乱写东西<br />
每次都是这样... 每天都在发疯<br />
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别怪他...他其实真的很闷<br />
所以都在面子书乱写东西<br />
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别怪她别怪她别怪她<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">谢谢</span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-42036753423250134672011-02-25T19:20:00.000+08:002011-02-25T19:20:33.009+08:00我不想家我说了<br />
就算再累我也不想回家,直到我学会想家那天<br />
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我超喜欢补习,因为我可以不须留在家<br />
我超喜欢逛街,因为我可以在外面打发时间<br />
我超喜欢和朋友一起玩,因为我可以拼命在玩<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我就是不喜欢留在家</span><br />
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一天里只有24小时 .... 我宁愿15小时在外面补习读书逛街玩乐<br />
我根本不会想家... 我不喜欢回家<br />
尤其是每天补习回家又饿又累时,他们在旁边萝莉罗嗦<br />
就算没乱到他们,在电脑前面静静玩面子书他也骂<br />
做功课做到忘记时间,迟点冲凉他也骂<br />
傍晚5 6点累了睡觉一下也骂<br />
你有什么东西没骂的?<br />
小时候好不容易拿到好成绩你们也骂!!!!!<br />
每个人都能拿一百分吗?<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我只是普通人!!!! 我不是什么都十全十美的!!!</span><br />
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拜托!!!!!!! 我17岁了<br />
你还当我是3岁小孩吗?<br />
要帮我冲凉喂我吃饭吗?<br />
难道我自己我都管不好吗?<br />
你们每次出国时是谁照顾我? 是我自己<br />
虽然是短短的一个星期...<br />
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我不是嫌你们不好,我也没有在嫌我的家<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">我只是讨厌你们什么都对我唠叨</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">所以我不喜欢在家 !</span><br />
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离开前,别让我看到你,让我把你的样子给忘记<br />
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请你快离开<br />
请你快消失<br />
请你别再出现<br />
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我会感谢你的不告而别 <3bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-63231511659364867322011-02-23T21:08:00.000+08:002011-02-23T21:08:28.446+08:00<div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">*优雅骂人:</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">3. What's wrong with you? 你怎么回事?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">4. You shouldn't have done that! 你真不应该那样做!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">5. You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">6. Don't talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">8. What's your problem? 你怎么回事啊?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">9. I hate you! 我讨厌你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">10. I don't want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">11. You're crazy! 你疯了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">16. Leave me alone. 走开。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">17. Get lost.滚开!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">21. What's the meaning of this? 这是什么意思?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">22. How dare you! 你敢!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">23. Cut it out. 省省吧。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">29. Shut up! 闭嘴!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">30. What do you want? 你想怎么样?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">34. Who says? 谁说的?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">35. That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">37. What did you say? 你说什么?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">40. Drop dead. 去死吧!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">41. Fuck off. 滚蛋。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">42. Don't give me your shit. 别跟我胡扯。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">46. You bastard! 你这杂种!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">51. I can't help it. 我没办法。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">56. Who do you think you're talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">60. I'm about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">62. I'm not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">64. That's terrible. 真糟糕!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">65. Just look at what you've done! 看看你都做了些什么!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">68. I'll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">69. Don't nag me! 别在我面前唠叨!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">71. You're son of bitch! 婊子养的!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">74. You're just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!/ 你一无是处!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">75. You've gone too far! 你太过分了!76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">77. I detest you! 我恨你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">78. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">79. Don't be that way! 别那样!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">80. Can't you do anything right? 成事不足,败事有余。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">82. Don't touch me! 别碰我!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">85. You're a joke! 你真是一个小丑!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">88. We're through. 我们完了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">89. Look at the mess you've made! 你搞得一团糟!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">93. I can't take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">94. I'm telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">95. I could kill you! 我宰了你!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">96. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔?盖茨常用)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">98. You never tell the truth! 你从来就不说实话!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">99. Don't push me ! 别逼我!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">100. Enough is enough! 够了够了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">101. Don't waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">102. Don't make so much noise. I'm working. 别吵,我在干活。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">103. It's unfair. 太不公平了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">104. I'm very disappointed. 真让我失望。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">105. Don't panic! 别怕!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">106. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">107. Don't you dare come back again! 你敢再回来!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">108. You asked for it. 你自找的。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">109. Nonsense! 鬼话!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">*粗话骂人:</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">1. dork 呆子,呆瓜;当一个人做了某些傻事的时候,就可以骂他dork,虽然是呆子的意思,但实际上并不是说他智力低下,有时在情侣间,一方做错了某事,也咳说dork来责怪他,有"真傻"的意思。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">2. nerd/geek 讨厌鬼 nerd表示"讨厌的人"也有"蠢货"的意思,和dork类似;geek是"讨厌鬼",两个词的用法大同小异。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">3. dammit 该死,真***;直接说damn也可以,另外还常说damn it all!见鬼!真糟糕! 真气死人!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">4. fuck ***;这个词是英语骂人里最重的一个,而且很不雅观,不建议(经常)使用,特别是女孩子,会让人觉得很没教养。She is the first one who speak out "fuck" from her little pink tone. 这是很经典的一本小说Summer Sister里的一句话,形容了女主角之一的性格。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">5. dirty... 脏的、卑鄙的、下流的、淫猥的;只是这一个词还不能称之为骂人,但后面接上一些词就不同了,例如dirty lier 卑鄙的骗子(今年Oscar获奖影片Chicago中女主角愤怒至极,开枪的一瞬间喊的就是U dirty lier!);还有一个很恶心,但很常用的组合就是dirty asshole,关于它的中文翻译是什么我就不在这里详述了,ass是什么hole是什么,像中文一样那么一组合,自然就知道骂的是什么了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">6. bitch 泼妇,XXXXX,贱人;这是英语骂人Top10里唯一一个分公、母的,是不是由于妇女解放运动才有这个词的呢,呵呵,开玩笑。但现在英语里仿佛雌雄分的越来越清楚了,大家在动物等词的前面加上了he/she来区分雌雄,例如用she-dog,she-cat形容母的。如果想用分雌雄的词骂男的,只能用jackass了,意思是"公驴;笨蛋;傻瓜"例如:The silly jackass!这个蠢驴!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">7. phycho 神经病;形容一个人的行为反常,不正常的令人讨厌的意思。美语里还常说freak,意思是怪人、行为怪异。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">8. shit 狗屁,胡说八道;用于表示惊奇、愤怒或极其不高兴等情感,是很常用的脏字。 eg. You big shit!你这个大笨蛋!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">9. dense/stupid/foolish 傻瓜;dense是笨的理解力慢的、笨脑瓜的,stupid和dense意思很类似,但平时更常用stupid,因为stupid只是说人做了傻事,并没有贬低他人智商的意思,但是dense和foolish就有智障的意思了。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">10.bastard 混蛋, 讨厌鬼;很常用的一个词,原来的意思是"私生子",现在俚语里当"混蛋"用,但有时两个朋友开玩笑的时候也可当"家伙"来理解,并不一定是骂人哦。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">*其他:</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">1. I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap.我受够了你的废话, 少说废话吧.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">美女 (美国的女人) 是不喜欢说 f*** 这个不雅的字的, 所以她们就说 shoot, 或是 BS (=Bull s***) 来表示她们还是很有气质的. "Cut your crap." 是当你听到对方废话连篇, 讲个不停时, 你就可以说, "Cut the crap." 相当于中文里的废话少话.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">2. Hey! wise up! 放聪明点好吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">当别人作了什么愚蠢的事时, 你可以说, "Don't be stupid" 或是 "Don't be silly." 但是这是非常不礼貌的说法. 比较客气一点的说法就是, wise up! 它就相当于中文里的放聪明点. 你也可以用坚酸刻薄的语气说. Wise up, please. 然后故意把 please 的尾音拉得长长的.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">也有人会说, Hey! grow up. 意思就是你长大一点好不好? 例如有人二十岁了却还不会自己补衣服, 你就可以说 Hey! grow up. 这根 wise up 是不是也差不多呢?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">3. Put up or shut up.要吗你就去做, 不然就给我闭嘴. (转自-读我)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">有些人就是出那张嘴, 只会出意见, 此时就可以说, Put up or shut up. 要注意的是, Put up 字典上是查不到"自己去做" 的意思, 但是见怪不怪, 很多笔记本上的用法都是字典上查不到的. 比方说今天你在写程式, 有人明明不懂却喜欢在一旁指挥你, 这时候你就可以说, Put up or shut up.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">有时为了要加强 shut up 的语气, 老美会把它说成, shut the f*** up. 这句话常在二人火气很大时的对话中可以听到, 例如电影 The house on the haunted hill 女主角身陷鬼屋之中, 其它人又七嘴八舌时, 她就很生气地说了一句, shut the f*** up.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">这句话也让我想到一句成语, walk the walk, talk the talk, 也就是说到就要作到, 有点像是中文里知行要合一的意思, 或是只说, walk the talk 也可以.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">4. You eat with that mouth?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你是用这张嘴吃饭的吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">别人对你说脏话, 你就回敬他这一句, 言下之意, 就是你的嘴那么脏, 你还用这张嘴吃饭. 还有一种说法, "You kiss your Momma with that mouth?" 就是说你也是用这脏嘴亲你妈妈的吗? 所以下次记得如果有老美对你说脏话, 记得不要再 Fxxx 回去, 保持风度, 说一句, "You eat with that mouth?" 就扯平了</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">5. You are dead meat.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你死定了.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">我们说你完蛋了, 可以说 "You are dead." 或是像这样说 "You are dead meat." 意思都是一样的, 比如说你跟别人说过不淮碰我的东西, 但有人他就是老爱用你的东西, 下次要是再被你抓到, 你就可以说, "You are dead meat."</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">6. Don't you dare!How dare you!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你好大的胆子啊!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">这句话跟中文里 "你好大的胆子" 是一样, 可以在二种场合说, 第一种是很严肃的场合, 比如说小孩子很调皮, 讲又讲不听, 父母就会说, "Don't you dare!" 那意思就是这个小孩要当心点, 不然等会就要挨打了. 另一种场合是开玩笑, 比如有人跟你说我跟某网友约会去了, 你说 "Don't you dare?" 就有点开玩笑的语气. (你不怕被恐龙给吃了吗?)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">Dare 在英文里还有许多有趣的用法, 例如, "You dare me." 或是 "I double dare you." 还有一种游戏叫 Truth or Dare, 就是现在酒吧里非常流行的"真心话大冒险"啦。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">7. Don't push me around.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">不要摆布我.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">这个词很有意思, 把你推来推去, 作摆布解释, 如果有人指挥你一下作这个一下作那个, 你就可以用这一句 Hey! Don't push me around. 通常当我讲 "Don't push me around."时, 我还会想到一个字 bossy. Bossy 就是说像是老板一样, 喜欢指挥别人. 例如, "You are so bossy. I don't like that."</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">这句话也可以单讲, "Don't push me." 或是 "Don't push me any further." 还有一句根push 有关的成语, 叫 push the button, 意思就是, 指使, 操纵. 例如, "I know why you are doing this, someone is pushing your button!"</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">8. Are you raised in the barn?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你是不是乡下长大的啊?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">这句话是形容一个人没教养, 但是是比较开玩笑的语气. 比如说有人坐没坐像, 你就可以对他说这一句. Barn 原指谷仓. 我翻成乡下比较能跟中文的意思结合. 老美常用 barn 或是 backyard 来形容一个人没有教养或是没有文化, 像是那天在电视上听到一句, "No backyard language in my house." 就是说, 在我的家里不准讲粗话.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">9. You want to step outside?You want to take this outside?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你想要外面解决吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">老美跟我们一样, 要是二个人一言不合吵起来了, 可能就有人要说这一句了. 指的就是要不要出去打架啦. 还有一些我听过类似的用法, 例如, "Do you want to pick a fight?"你要挑起争端吗? 或是 "This means war." 这就意谓著跟我宣战.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">10. You and what army?You and who else?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">你和哪一路的人马啊?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">要是有人跟你说 "Do you want to step outside?", 就回他这一句吧. 意思是说, 是喔... 那你找了多少人马要来打架啊? 有时候电视里出现这句对白的时候, 还会打出一排军队的计算机动画, 非常地有意思.</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">还有一句话也很好玩, 叫 "Who's side are you on?" 这就是在快要打架时, 你问人家说,你到底是站在哪一边的?</span></div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-71126944279071175402011-02-23T14:08:00.000+08:002011-02-23T14:08:45.243+08:00<div style="color: #333333; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">傻孩子,他离开了。</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">不是眼花,不是玩笑,不是幻觉,只是,他真的离开了。</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">傻孩子,不要等待。</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">等待,没有结果,没有意义,只会让伤害绵延不绝的出现。</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">傻孩子,他走了,不会再回来。</span></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">他和你,就是两个世界。你们本是两个剧本里的角色,本就没有在一起的道理。</span></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">傻孩子,也许你该学会恨一个人,那样你会活得更简单。</span></span></span></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">但是,你不会,也许一辈子都学不会。那么,就学着忘记吧。过去的人,就不应该在生命里刻上痕迹。所以,忘记吧。</span></span></span></div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-91140271493527446032011-02-22T23:35:00.000+08:002011-02-22T23:35:16.572+08:00心中的秘密 ♥<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"> ♥</span><br />
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</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">1、我需要告诉你一个秘密,请看5</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">2、答案请看11</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">3、不要生气,请看15</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">……4、冷静,不要生气,请看13<br />
5、首先请看2<br />
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6、不要生气,请看12<br />
7、我只想告诉你,我爱你<br />
8、我想告诉你的是,答案在14<br />
9、请耐心的看4<br />
10、这是我最后一次这样做了,请看7<br />
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11、我希望你不要生气当我让你看6<br />
12、抱歉,请看8<br />
13、不要生气,请看10<br />
14、我不知道怎么说,但请看3<br />
15、你一定十分生气,请看9</span></span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-35684889110041813152011-02-21T15:18:00.001+08:002011-02-21T15:23:11.878+08:00你就像断了线的风筝<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 25px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"> 你与我相识,几天后我却与你相知;相识与相知中间却隔了好长</span><a href="http://www.sanwen8.cn/zhuanti/29_Index.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">时间</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">………</span></span></span><br />
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终于,有一天,我牵住了这条长远的线;我不想抓住它,因为我知道他会像风筝样会越飞越高;越飞越远,让我会握得好吃力,我好想放开手就放之飞去吧,随便它飞向哪个方向……</span></span></span><br />
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我尝试着去做;轻轻的(缓缓的)我松开了我的双手!<br />
曾经跟我的姐姐说过,我不想轻易的牵手,也不想轻易的放手;这次居然我想尝试着去放手,也不知道是什么因素造成的,我好心疼的我风筝,我不想放手,但是……</span></span></span><br />
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终于,我的手松开了一大半,风筝随着风往上飞,当风筝离我越远的时候,手中的线快要放完的时候!我犹豫了,回过头来紧紧的握住还残留在手里的最后一厘米线,我心疼了,对风筝说:我不该有想放开你的想法!又一次我尝试着去让风筝不要离我太远,想把它拉回来;可惜,风筝已经飞得太高太远了,看着将要远去的风筝。。。我流泪了,这次居然是如此的伤心。不知道我为什么要如此的伤心流泪,姐姐说我不值得为了风筝伤心流泪。我思考着,犹豫着……</span></span></span><br />
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但是,当风筝离我越高,天空中的风也会越大;风筝的线在我手中死命的挣扎着,线只有一点点了,在这紧剩下一厘米线的时候,突然线断了,我的一切希望的</span><a href="http://www.sanwen8.cn/z/meng/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">梦想</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">也随之断了去,我再回头去挽回风筝还会有用吗?我看着它向上飞着,离我越来越远;</span></span></span><br />
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想着...不知道是风筝属于天空任之飞去,还是我的不珍惜,最后一次让它离我而去!<br />
犹豫中的我放开了全部的手,我不想让它因为我而放弃了辽阔的天空;我想,风筝应该属于</span><a href="http://www.sanwen8.cn/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">美好</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">的蓝天的。</span></span></span><br />
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风筝飞了!我还想着风筝陪我的时候,我尝试着去忘掉风筝,每天说话时却是风筝的名字,姐姐说:“你口中的风筝就真的那么好吗?天天挂在嘴上,它带给你了什么”?<br />
我不知道……<br />
我打算忘记一切的什么,去努力工作,想去学习!</span></span></span><br />
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运气还好的我,第二天就有一份挺好的工作,打算把全部的精力都花在上面,业余时间去学点社会需要的东西。忙忙碌碌的工作中,我以为我忘记了风筝......</span></span></span><br />
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慢慢的几天过去了,风筝的影子在我心里渐渐远去。我以为我已经不知道曾经有一只将要陪我的风筝。回去洗脸时一下子不知想起了什么;是什么呢?是朱自清的</span><a href="http://www.sanwen8.cn/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">散文</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">吗?时间流逝?还是?<br />
不,原来是风筝;没想到它一直藏在我的心底最深处,时不时会想起一段时间陪我说笑的它……<br />
简单的我现在又在想什么呢?<br />
想我可爱的风筝?想我曾经松开手的线?想着风筝在空中现在一切的是否美好?想着风筝是否还记得我?<br />
风筝!<br />
你还会回来吗?<br />
我也不知道你的样子了,也不知道是你是什么样;但是,还记得你第几次的影子…….<br />
你知道我还在想你吗?等有一天你能够飞回来!<br />
想着有一天留在我手中的线,会找到你另一端的线……</span></span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-50131848290852615892011-02-21T15:08:00.001+08:002011-02-21T15:08:57.741+08:00终于学会了放弃<div>=(</div><div><br />
</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">终于学会了放弃,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">不再坚持寻觅,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">寻觅这段不曾有过的过去,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">可是当风雨过后,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">那断了线的风筝,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">终会缓缓飘回大地……</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">此时此刻,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">你应该收紧线来,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">去牢牢地,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">套住那断了线的风筝,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">终有一天,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">你会在静寂中获得,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">获得永恒的爱情.</span></div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-6911226755499028062011-02-21T14:37:00.002+08:002011-02-21T14:37:41.887+08:00=(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><img alt="" id="paperPicArea" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">当</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span><span style="line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;">风筝断了线,一切都变的那么徒然,线不再牵伴,风筝也不再留恋。</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr> </span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><br />
</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> 然而有一天,风让他们无意的遇见,故事再次变的缠绵,线说“亲爱的,这么多年,其实我一直跟着风在寻找你的下落。”风筝说“其实我也一直都没有离开过。”线开始哭了,对着风筝说“我是爱你的,但是我不能给你想要的幸福生活,所以我选择离去,让你快快乐乐的。”风筝笑了笑,说道“你以为离开你,我就可以快乐么?我不需要什么奢华的生活,我只需要和你在一起开心的过,那就是我想要的,你能给我么?只要有你,我什么都满足了!”线用深情的眼睛望着美丽的风筝,伸开手想将风筝留住,风筝也在向前靠近。 </span></span></span></span></span><br />
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</span></span><span style="line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> 瞬间,狂风肆虐,线在树上打了结,而风筝呢?却被狂风带走,风筝看着线,无力的挣扎着,留下了最凄美的<embed allownetworking="internal" autostart="true" height="0" loop="true" showstatusbar="1" src="http://kara.hlj.net/NewsPics/200722615001.wma" type="audio/x-ms-wma" width="0"></embed><wbr></wbr>泪珠,在空中盘旋、乱舞,它们被活活的拆散。风停了,风筝坠落在了大草原,被放羊的牧童看见,牧童把风筝捡起,栓上了另外一根线,努力的把风筝抛向了蓝天。风筝痛苦的飞舞着...... </span></span></span></span></span><br />
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</span></span><span style="line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> 一天,牧童放羊把风筝带进了一片森林,它无意的发现这一切似乎那么熟悉,于是开始寻找另一半,风筝看见了...看见了那张熟悉、难忘的脸,晕倒在树干。风筝紧张了,努力的向着那树干撞了过去,风筝扯断了另外那根线,坠落到了地面。线终于醒了,模摸糊糊的看见了倒在地上的风筝,以为已经...顿时的清醒了,挣扎着摇晃树干,线放弃了它的一只手,选择回到风筝的身边。线用另外一只手抱着风筝,静静的看着,静静的流泪,泪水落到了风筝的嘴里,让风筝尝到了那酸甜、苦涩的味道。风筝醒了,看见了属于她的线,看见他为了自己放弃了那只手,她感动了,深深的投入了他的怀抱。 </span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 31px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"><span style="font-size: large; line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> 从此风筝和线谁也离不开谁,相依相偎在一起! </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><wbr></wbr></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Simsun, arial; font-size: 12px; line-height: 22px;"><span style="height: 10px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-top: 1px;"><span style="font-size: large; line-height: 1.3em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc;"> 空气中霓漫着幸福的味道,天空从此湛蓝!</span></span></span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-39406028438668437572011-02-20T22:32:00.001+08:002011-02-20T22:40:25.208+08:00总是不经意的弄哭自己... 把自己弄得好累好累<br />
只是一个普通朋友,但却在意他的一切<br />
我很小气,他懂<br />
我爱吃醋,他懂<br />
我很爱他,他却不懂<br />
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我真的好累好累......<br />
每次聊着聊着就吵了起来<br />
我又开始偷偷哭泣<br />
像个笨蛋,哭到累了 就睡着了<br />
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他离我越来越远...<br />
他离开后<br />
我要不再想他,不可以想他<br />
我要不再关心他,不可以关心他<br />
我要停止在意他的一切,永远都要<br />
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你知道吗?我真的很在乎你<br />
你知道吗?我真的很珍惜你<br />
你知道吗?我真的不想忘记你<br />
因为我真的很爱你<br />
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好想你可以每天哄我<br />
好想你可以每天疼我<br />
好想你可以每天关心我<br />
就算可以每天和你吵架也不想你离开我<br />
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我已经十七岁了,不再是那不懂事的小女孩<br />
我要不再幼稚,我要学会坚强<br />
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为了你我学会爱<br />
为了爱我学会等待<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDdEGJF84rADl2vVvqacGOMF2Ea5GiJ7w-kyj9a53VJqxVmP0DD4d-cIHtk-PQsT_i2_Pxe_AemhVYfzwldavUUXd60SUCTDsG_rS7mCLqq9xRoSrv_RbAuzMKVvf3MR5pfvhPy8n7_7Ay/s1600/182263_10150101461604182_712869181_6160854_1526124_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDdEGJF84rADl2vVvqacGOMF2Ea5GiJ7w-kyj9a53VJqxVmP0DD4d-cIHtk-PQsT_i2_Pxe_AemhVYfzwldavUUXd60SUCTDsG_rS7mCLqq9xRoSrv_RbAuzMKVvf3MR5pfvhPy8n7_7Ay/s320/182263_10150101461604182_712869181_6160854_1526124_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-86975128167764757652011-02-16T23:09:00.003+08:002011-02-16T23:18:36.923+08:00我想起了你 =D<div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1.我:晚上自己解决啊!(我的意思是晚饭)</span></span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:用手啊?(不知道他想哪里去了)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:不要想歪,我说是吃饭~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:TMD,老婆坏坏哦~ </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">2.没事发短信骚扰他</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:老公我要么…</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:我给!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:老公我还要…</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:再给!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:还要么…</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:麽了,再给就是尿了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我倒!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">3.我:早上好.先生需要什么特别的服务吗?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:需要</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:晕!台词错了,重来~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:你们有什么特殊服务呀?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:※*&^$$#+*^$^$##</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:你起来了没有?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:整体没有起来.你一说特殊服务部分起来了!!! </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">4.闲来无事短他</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 好消息:<新婚姻法>规定,一个女人可以找4个BF,一个负责繁殖,一个负责外交,一个负责家务,一个负责夜生活,即日起开始实行,我准备娶3个,你先挑做哪个?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他回:可以除了家务都选么?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我回:不行</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他回:夜!</span></div><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">6.和朋友在外面吃饭</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 短他说:我在喝木瓜牛奶,张NN的~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他回:哦,那我吃黄瓜,张JJ的~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">7.每天晚上都要打电话或短信后才睡。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:好了,要睡觉了,亲一个!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:啵!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:再亲一个!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:啵!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:还要亲一个!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:啵!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:还要嘛~~~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:……流氓!!!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">完了爆笑,搞得我都睡不着了~~~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">8.我:到家了吗?好好休息啊。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他:我有二奶照顾你放心啊!到家睡觉!晚安!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:好!代我谢谢二奶哦!晚安!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">9.他出差</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我发:在小老婆那甜蜜呢?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他回:不是,在三老婆这呢,大老婆你先睡吧。 </span></div><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">11.前天早上睡醒短他:你的肉体在那里?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他回:快到南京了!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我:哦,请你好好照顾你的肉体,我比较关心他!祖国河山是否一片大好?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">他回:结婚人挺多!人民安康。。。。 </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 24px;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">34.我:亲爱的,我给你做了一条内裤,看看喜不喜欢。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:没事干吗给我做内裤?有什么阴谋?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:不是啊,老公,我本来想给自己做条7分裤的,发现长了,就剪了一点,然后发现还是长,又剪了一点,然后就剪一点,剪一点,就变成内裤了.....</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:……</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">35.我:老公我要…</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:…等会,现在忙</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:你不爱我~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:那你先把衣脱了吧?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:自己脱没感觉!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> (他刚碰到我)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:非礼啊~</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">36 他:脚好没</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:没好,还痛</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:那我上来拿东西好了</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:呆会吧,小六子还裸着呢</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:那你先稳着他,让他别穿,我马上上来</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:.......</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">37 他:吃这个</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:嗯</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:吃这个</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:不要,我不喜欢吃黄瓜</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:不喜欢吃?难道喜欢用?</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 我:我喜欢用丝瓜。。。。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"> 他:好吧,你赢了。。</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我要每天给她发一个短信说“I love you!”, 我腻死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我要每年结婚纪念日送她一束花,我熏死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我跟她出去买东西,东西都我扛着,让别人看,我羞死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我每次接她都早到两个小时,不出来我就不走,我慌死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我出去散步,不看其它MM,眼睛就盯着她看,我盯死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我手就一直拉着她的手,我攥死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我每晚睡觉前都给她摩挲摩挲,我捏死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我掌勺,给他做最好吃的东西,把她喂的白白胖胖,我胖死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我找到最可乐的笑话,传挑她刚吃下饭的时候讲,我笑死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我消灭所有的家务劳动,让她每天没事儿干,我闲死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我把儿子照顾的好好的,儿子跟他老爸亲,不理她,我羡慕死她! </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我赚好多好多的钱,给她买好多好多的首饰,我坠死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;">我天天带她逛衣服,不挑出最好看的就不走了,我不累死她,我也美死她!</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">我坚持以上行动,绝不动摇,直到永远,让她深陷幸福的折磨中,我折磨不死她! .</span></span></div>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-79042372158073271732011-02-14T15:03:00.001+08:002011-02-14T15:06:11.331+08:00214 情人节<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">过了我最喜欢的13号, 情人节又到了 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">♥</span></strong></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">一大清早家里就空无一人...只好像平常这样上网</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">玩着玩着开始闷了....想要信息他,但找不到什么理由信息他</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">只好看着电话........等............</span></strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><br />
</span> </strong></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">他让我爱得无法自拔,但每当爱得很深时总有事情发生</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">他让我爱了,自己却走掉...当我想放弃时,他回头地望了我一下</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">喜欢跟他撒娇,喜欢欺负他...喜欢对他小气,喜欢对他甜言蜜语</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">不知不觉中,他也被我吸引去了</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">但我还是抵不过花心的他..... 他总是在我们冷淡后和别的女生亲密</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">在当他失去后又回头看看我.... </span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">虽然没开始过,但就像小情侣 </span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">可以跟他聊得很开心,聊得忘我</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">喜欢他对我撒娇,喜欢他对我甜言蜜语,喜欢他关心我时,喜欢他无辜地被我欺负时</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><br />
</span> </b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">但一却成为过去.....</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">就算在信息他..回了几封..................................................... =(</span></b></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">人家说:</span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">當你太愛一個人的時候,他就不會很愛你了,因為他看準了你不會離</span></span><br />
<span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; margin-left: -10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">開他,哪怕他把你傷得一塌糊塗,他自信只要用一個愛字,就可以把</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><wbr></wbr></span></span><span class="word_break" style="display: block; float: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; margin-left: -10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">一切抺平,這樣一個人是不值得你去愛的。</span></span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">但我能怎样?</span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">觉得自己很幼稚.... </span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">有时很想问他 有没有想过我 有没有爱过我</span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">在他不陪我时生气他,在他与别的女生交谈时吃醋...我是他的谁?</span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">说穿了也只是普通朋友...毫无关系</span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">只怪当初没把他捉紧</span></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"><br />
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<div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日指每年农历正月初七,根据中国传统习俗,当日为众人的生日。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日亦称为“人胜节”、“人庆节”、“七元节”、“人口日”及“人七日”。此节是中国古代比较重大的节日。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日的由来:</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">根据汉代东方朔《占书》记载,农历新年的首八天为人和不同畜牧作物的生日,依次序为“一鸡,二狗,三猪,四羊,五牛,六马,七人,八谷。”晋朝董勋《答问礼俗说》记载:“正月一日为鸡,二日为狗,三日为猪,四日为羊,五日为牛,六日为马,七日为人。” 故此,每年正月初一为鸡的生日,初二为狗的生日,初三为猪的生日,初四为羊的生日,初五为牛的生日,初六为马的生日,初七为人的生日,初八为谷的生日,接着,初九为天的生日,初十为地的生日。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日的传说:</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">传说女娲创造苍生,顺序造出了鸡狗猪羊牛马等动物,并于第七天造出人来,故此初七为人的生日。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日的习俗:</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">据说汉代已有人日习俗,至魏晋后更开始被重视。古人会于人日当天戴上“人胜”(一种头饰),从晋朝开始有剪彩为花、剪彩为人,或镂金箔为人来贴屏风,也戴在头发上。此外还有登高赋诗的习俗。唐代后,皇帝会赐彩缕、人胜及登高大宴群臣。若人日天气晴朗,则主当年人口平安、出入顺利。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; word-break: break-all;">人日当天亦有放花炮、烟花等习俗,故人日亦是火的生日。</div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; line-height: 1.8em; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; 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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">新年要到了.... spm 要到了....哇哈哈哈哈</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">老师说:请注重学业,谁还一直想着要过新年是发育不良 O.O</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">幸亏我不是啦XD</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">不过新年还是要开开心心地过,尽情享受那短短一星期多的假期吧 =)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">买几件新衣来奖励自己,把自己打扮得漂漂亮亮去拜年 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">来来来...大年初一也要开开心心地过......</span><br />
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我老爸说:这是那么怪个啊?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈<br />
这是好歌(你看他笑得那么开心)=)<br />
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运动会也快到了,开始练我的体力,加油.... 400 m,, 我来了 =D<br />
下午4点去晒晒太阳...新年当非洲黑人回家过年 <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">最近都没什么信心能赢,毕竟我已没运动很久了...</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">是时候把自己练回像当年这样XD ... </span></span><br />
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我有我的兄弟姐妹,他是多么亲戚的兄弟姐妹<br />
我有我的双亲,他是伟大的双亲<br />
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我家住在小村里,门牌叫做349 XD<br />
要说我家小,不,它大<br />
要说我家大,对,它没有很小<br />
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我们七个人住在一间家<br />
我们七个人同看一部电视剧<br />
我们七个人坐在同个客厅<br />
我们七个人,一起享受团圆饭<br />
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他 是我老爸<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
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他 是我大哥<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
他 是我二哥<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
他 是我三哥<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
她 是我姐姐<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
还有...她 是我<br />
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他/她 .... 我该珍惜<br />
他/她 .... 教我该懂得珍惜<br />
他/她 .... 让我有了完整的家<br />
他/她 .... 让我懂得爱<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">你会属于我,因为我爱了.....</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">别让我恨我自己 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥ </span><br />
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</span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-81667514574033439192011-01-14T17:40:00.000+08:002011-01-14T17:40:25.461+08:001月14 情人节 =(现在 5: 20 pm ..... 我心情超不好!!<br />
约好和朋友出去...现在全都泡汤 o0o<br />
我害他等了我两小时 =( 权对不起<br />
我的电话好想把它砸掉 .... 尽然给我没电 !!!! 害到我被逼回家 T .T<br />
我讨厌 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
还打算可以去逛逛夜市,看看 他 ..... 今晚真的见不到 他 了<br />
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什么烂情人节..... 要找个男人都难 .... 家里老爸就有一个 !!!<br />
为什么你今天要去收钱?别天不能收吗?收不回来吗?载你女儿一下也不能吗?<br />
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今天是我最爱的13号... 对13号特别有感觉<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">♥</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">这几天我家的厕所又在装修,我又被逼忍耐那四处借厕所或上厕所没门关的日子... zzz</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">露天淋浴 =D ... 让我来解释XD</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">我家楼上就有阳台, 还记得以前每当淹水时 ,阳台的角落就会是我们享受“露天淋浴”的地方</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">那 “露天淋浴”是如此的享受..... 还可以欣赏风景勒 =D</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">好像很sampat 这样 XD ...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">如果有那么一个露天泳池就perfect了 =P.... 发梦也未必太早*</span><br />
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</span></span>bennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264738698829030805noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8615959890902712845.post-10077466699518225102011-01-13T15:29:00.005+08:002011-01-13T15:36:42.424+08:0060条令你大吃一惊的小常识﹗(你們和我一同印證吧﹗) ♥<div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">1.吃了辣的东西,觉得即将被辣死了,就往嘴里放上半点盐,含一下,吐掉,漱下口,就不辣了; </span></span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">26.巧除纱窗油腻:将洗衣服、吸烟剩下的烟头同时放在水里,待溶化后,拿来擦玻璃窗、纱窗,结果真不错; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">27.但凡在珠宝盒中放上一节小小的粉笔,即可让首饰常保光泽; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">28.桌子、瓶子外表的不干胶印迹用风油精能够揩抹; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">29.出门时时时在包里带一节小的干电池,若裙子带静电,就把电池的正极在裙子上面擦几下即可去掉静电; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">30.不管是鞋子的哪个地方磨到了你的脚,你就在鞋子磨脚的地方涂一点点白酒,保障就不磨脚了; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">31.亨调蔬菜时,万一一定要焯,焯好菜的水优秀尽量运用。如做水饺的菜,焯好的水可适量放在肉馅里,这么既保障营养,又使水饺馅味美有汤; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">32.夏天足部轻易出汗,每天用淡盐水泡脚可顶事应付汗脚; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">33.夏天游泳后晒晒太阳,可防肌肤劳损等疾病产生; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">34.夏天枕头易受潮繁衍霉菌,经常曝晒枕芯利于康健; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">35.多吃薏米小豆粥等湿润健脾,可防暑湿; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">36.防失眠:睡前少讲太多话,忌饮浓茶,睡前勿大用脑,可用热水加醋洗脚; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">37.金银花有分散风湿成效,金银花水煎取汁凉后与蜂蜜冲调可解暑; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">38.吃过分肥腻的食物后喝茶,能刺激自律神经,促使脂肪代谢;</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"> </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">39.睡眠不足会变笨,一天必要睡眠八小时,有午睡习性可拖延衰老; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">40.双手易变得干燥毛糙,用醋泡手非常钟可护肤; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">41.夏天揩抹凉席,用滴加了花露水的清水揩抹凉席,可使凉席维持清新干净。当然,擦抹时优秀沿着凉席纹理举行,以便花露水渗入到凉席的纹理罅隙,这么清爽舒服的觉得会更永久,怎样祛斑效果最好; </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">42.早餐多食西红柿、柠檬酸等酸性蔬菜和水果,利于于养肝; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">43.爽身止痒洗头或洗澡时,在水中加五六滴花露水,能起到很好的清爽除菌、祛痱止痒作用;</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;"> </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">44.葡萄含有睡眠协助激素,常食有助睡眠; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">45.夏天多喝番茄汤既可取得养料,又能补偿水分,番茄汤应烧好并冷却后再喝,所含番茄红素有必定的抗前列腺癌和捍卫心肌的成效,最符合于男子;吃酸性物质立刻刷牙会伤害牙齿康健; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">46.因外伤碰破皮肉时,在伤处涂上牙膏举行消炎、止血,再包扎,作为暂时抢救药,以药物牙膏结果最为明显; </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">47.将白醋喷射在菜板上,放上半小时后再洗,不只能杀菌,还能除味; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">48.喝酸奶能解酒后焦躁,酸奶能捍卫胃黏膜、拖延酒精吸纳,并且含钙丰硕,对缓和酒后急躁特别顶事; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">49.皮鞋包皮放久了发霉时,可用软布蘸酒精加水(1:1)溶液揩抹即可; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">50.产生头痛、头晕时,可在太阳穴涂上牙膏,因为牙膏含有薄荷脑、丁香油可镇痛; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">51.蜡烛冷冻二十四小时后,再插到生辰蛋糕上,点着时不会流下烛油; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">52.白色衣裤洗后易泛黄,可取一盆清水,滴上二三滴蓝墨水,将洗过的衣裤在浸泡一刻钟,无须拧干,就放在太阳下晒,即可雪白清洁; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">53.过多食用生葱蒜会刺激口腔肠胃, 不利康健,优秀加一点醋再食用; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">54.即时补偿水分但应少喝果汁、可乐、雪碧、汽水等饮料,含有较多的糖精和电解质,喝多了会对肠胃发生不良刺激,波及消化和食欲。因而夏天应多喝白开水或淡盐(糖)水; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">55.每天早晨用豆腐摩擦面部几分钟,保持一个月,面部会变得很润泽; </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">56.空调室内温差不宜超出五度,即便气象再热,空调室内温度也不宜到24度以下; </span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">57.加酶洗衣粉剂放在温水中必要较长的分解工夫能力使洗衣结果更佳; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">58.夏天,人的运动工夫变长,美白祛斑产品哪种好,出汗多,耗能过大,应妥当多吃鸡、鸭、瘦肉、鱼类、蛋类等营养食品,以知足人体的代谢必要; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">59.头痛时把苹果磨成泥状涂在纱布上,贴在头痛处,症状可减少; </span><br />
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</span></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #e06666;">60.皮包上有污渍,能够用棉花蘸风油精揩抹。</span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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